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James Wade on Dinosaurs, arm wrestles & not getting mistaken for me.

Face Book convosations are always awkward for me. They contain loads of spelling/grammar mistakes & a bunch of slang. You never really get the others person tone as well, as you can’t judge that from some text. Somewhere along the line you manage to get ahead of yourself too. You find the other person is talking about the question you asked in the sentence before so you’re getting all these answers that don’t line up. Anyway here is what its sounds like when its with James Wade, guy what runs Dinosaur Dishonour Brand
Note: I also didn’t fix any of the spelling & grammar so deal with Vocko… 

james
hiya mitchy boi
I wanna do something to do with yourself & crispy
cause vocko is paying me $500 a week
yeah word
big bucks big responsibilities
he will bash me if I don’t do 3 post a day
you could smish him easy I heard your on the protein
It looks like that because Im fairly tank but its all natural hey
oh word
I just eat like 6 eggs a morning
is that all
yeah still an AM
You lift?
i catch them sometimes
I don’t get that joke
i usually take the stairs feel me
Not really but thats normal of me to not understand things
I used to call your brand dinosaur clothing for about 2 year
thats a fine example
doug under hill did the same thing
he was real confused when i explained it to him that it was dishonour not dinosaur
and then a few months later i stuck a picture of a dinosaur eating a person doing a tabletop on a tee
he was all in a tizzy
HA HA HA HA the T-shirt with the dinosaur totally threw me off
im a cheeky motherfucker i am
I just saw a T-rex then half read the T-shirt & was oh yeah dinosaur clothing cool
what sort of a hard hitting interview do you wanna do?
Im doing it now
id like to put forward that _______ _____ are on irvine’s level when it comes to instagram pesting
ok maybe don’t say that
im cheeky too huh?
are you live blogging my shit
censor that hahahahhaa
the _______ _____ bit
mmmmmmmmmmmm
ok
ah tiddleywinks
Do you ever get call me
Cause I have been called you like 3 times now
nah dude
i don’t think I’ve ever had a missed call from you
Well…. I guess we know who is cooler in bmx land
you’re way cooler
I’m currently unhip
where def on different levels
I mean get called Mitch
i have a pony tail though
because we look the same
you’re a lot taller than me
you probably could beat me in an arm wrestle unless i used my secret weapon
but if i unleashed on you, you’d be fucked
i suck at that shit, i love that holding hands with another man then staring them down is the ultimate test of how tuff you are
same
but i got a secret weapon
i call her the eye poke
Like kill bill style
BANG!
i don’t know what kill bill style is
hey
liam zingbergs
word association
In kill bill, uma thurman rips out this other girls eye
its awesome
Does liam also rip peoples out at random times?
nah
i just wanted to play word association
like
you say a word and then the other person has to say the first thing that pops into their head
and i said liam zingbergs
hoping you’d say something that’s funny
oh
lets start again
liam zingbergs
BOOM SHAKA LAKA
ANDRE REGLI
fuck head
michael vockenson
hack
triple backflip
unreal
that was fucked
rhys yeomans
camo
those three wheeled bum slider machines
like a scooter but you sit on it and drift down hills
kids love them
they were flipping them at nitro
shits fucking wack
Codie Ryan just rocked up my house
backflips maybe are cool
actually backflips are sick
he just comes over randomly
codie ryan is the sickest
spono him?
too good for my hack brand
fair enough
indeed
he laughed
I gtg cause his fixing a whole in my wall my old house mate put there with a skate board
stay hipster
Plus i don’t wanna type out to much
not really
Nice chatting James
peace in the middle east my long haired compadre

Posted by Mitch MOn 19/064 comments »

4 Responses to “James Wade on Dinosaurs, arm wrestles & not getting mistaken for me.”

  1. Hahahaha brilliant!!!

  2. I didn’t call you a fuckhead that was Mitch. I think you’re ok wogli.

  3. you spelt my name wrong fool

  4. bring the hate!

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