Finally, the Adrian Duffy;

(sorry, I just love this photo)

masterpiece’s are rolling in. This shot is from a whole bunch of shots from the last batch of film developed a little while ago.

Might as well write a little about the day this went down. This was in fact, the first day we became acquainted with our now sweet friends, Tom & Robert. Met up at Matty’s then rode spots around brissy, ending the day in the surrounds of Roma St Parklands where the above rail lies.

The rail itself is nothing to take lightly, its actually steep and quite scary. Robert, in his mellow fashion, just looks at it and gives Duff the go for tooth hang. Duff set’s up, robert rolls up and Bam, done. Just like that.

Meanwhile, Tom dunn did his best to wreck the photo by standing in the background and someone found a homeless lady curled up in a peculiar way. A homeless lady laying in a park is nothing to be worried about, however, she wasn’t reacting at all to our shouts of ‘hey’ and appeared to have her legs tied up.

Some people thought we should do something, others were less concerned. Anyhow, to end the day, we got heckled by crack addicts, one calling duffy a ‘fucking emo’ (who says emo these days) and the other had his foot run over by jerry.

Sweet!

Another person, Ashleigh Hunter;

has forwarded her list of the years best songs. Pretty dialed, i really hope The Middle East make top 30 or something.

Atlas Sound – Walkabout (Ft. Panda Bear)
Dananananakroyd – Black Wax
Dangermouse And Sparklehorse – Little Girl
Jamie T – Chaka Demus
Middle East, The – Blood
Oh Mercy – Get You Back
Passion Pit – The Reeling
Philadelphia Grand Jury – The Good News
Phoenix – Lisztomania
Silversun Pickups – There’s No Secrets This Year

Heeeeeey carrie anne, whats your game now, can anybody playyyyy.
We played some woodford games on the weekend.

Samson: drank a whole bottle of inner circle rum in the space of about 3 hours, that is alot of alcohol kids. Then decided to critique every single girl through the fruit scale, mango being good and apple being bad.

Macklebladdad: Woodford virgin, we made him have fun, i like this kid.

This is the original to the tempered bikes advertisement being used at the moment. Duffy did a sweet job of this, under pressure too. This roof was mega hard to climb up onto especially with feeble help from duffy. I got up, popped my head up and looked straight into the eyes of some janitor in the building. I was like ‘holy shit’ and tried to look as casual as possible walking on a cricket club roof with my bike. Thank god i landed it first try and the shot turned out dope too.

Weekend riding! Throughout the beast that is christmas/boxing day/working, we managed to get some bmx in. Trying to film all the things around the coast that need doing, but the weather, once again, had a different idea.

Started things out at the skatepark where jesse spun off the top, Mackeldaddy now owes me and samson 5$ each;

Then we rolled on to this loading dock spot where chainwheels turned and skips were jumped over just as rain shut us down..

Samson learned kickflips and also learned that being a man and wearing little shorts isnt always the best thing;

Man we have so many things to get done now. List is building up, with the help of adrian duffy and his sweet new digi we can start the desecration.

So on the weekend some of the guys i ride with came over (well the ones that don’t hate me) for shit talking session.

The usual went down; rednuts, method bike co, dicks, pussies, ryan guettler and a mass of Aaron Guse sexy time stories. Apparently, he has a way with words and a sly, some may say sleazy, unsubtle method of getting girls. I disagree. I have figured it out, to be successful you must don a high end fasion v-neck and maintain a stylish haircut. Fit the mould, none of this weird, non-surfer business.

Sunshine Coast university attendant, Jade Harding,

has kindly donated her final list which obviously took weeks of frustration.
All worthwhile, although, the Jamie T song should be deleted.

Hooray! We got your confirmation. Your songs:
Boy & Bear – Mexican Mavis
Florence & The Machine – Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)
Jamie T – Sticks ‘N’ Stones
Laura Marling – Goodbye England
Middle East, The – Blood
Mumford & Sons – Little Lion Man
Phoenix – 1901
Regina Spektor – Blue Lips
Washington – Cement
Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition

Hoo mamma! ex-BMX enthusiast, plumber extraordinaire and ear infectionist, Damien Collins;

has kindly donated his hottest 100 list.Not bad, not bad at all, well at least it hasn’t scared me enough to make me faint.

Hell yeah I love shit talking! Furthermore, I love the fact that Ryan reads my blog, crispystream worldwide jimmy mac brattttttt brattttttttt.

I love this sheep as much as i love shit talking

So, I have something to tell all. Since late last year my presence at the skatepark has been minimal. On top of this, I have started to branch off in terms of riding buddies. As a result, a certain ratty kid who sometimes rides has taken offence to my newfound path and found it in his persona to try and bring me down to his level. Which consists of;
- Scooter riding (so much so that he is going to America to do shows, what the fuck)
- Whore of a slut of a girlfriend
- Skinny, ratty, buck tooth appearance
- Snide remarks about our filming for Tina, jumping off big stuff as being shit and various other weak street payout attempts.

What im trying to portray in this post is that im sort of dumbfounded that a child with the above attributes is giving me shit. What the hell is going on.

True professional (note the terrible one BMX shirt)