Hi all you wanna be Ty-Morrows. Welcome to the real world of Australian BMX; where legends never actually come to fruition and dreams are shattered by the prospect of owning a euro 4 cylinder vehicle.
Today I am going to post a whole bunch of useless and lack-luster images that I shot whilst on trip in Brisbane with my KREWz. Hope you enjoy them and please comment all abuse down there in that comments section. I have been typing for 30 seconds and I have already typed more than any of the other Crispy posters. Losers.
This photo may not look like much but let me tell you – the BANGER of the trip happened right here. HAMMERs all day by Tenna. Kind of.
Juan and John – the double J team hammering out a line at some super slippery park that we rode. The nipple thing was fun but slippery. Like most of Vockos mates – slippery Gypsies. If you look hard you will notice Mr Jack Elkins – fresh off the back of his Holy Fit section.
This guy – he pretty much had me convinced for the entire stay that he hated my wog guts and wanted to punch me out but I think in hind sight he was just fucking star struck with my presence. Cant blame him I am a headliner.
Thanks for having us Wilto your one of the best in this sooky country.
Mr Benn Pigot – poor fella had a big Lara Bingle (thats a crash for all the swag dogs out there). But he came good a couple of days later and hammered out some stuff for the video. To be honest we have the best fucking team in Australia if not the world. Why? simple equation really – Legend Team Manager + 2 good riders + heaps of hacks + Super talented video production dude = Legend team.
Speaking of Gypos – Beechy; he is the biggest gypsy in Straya but can ride a bloody push bike. I liked him a lot more before he decided to sleep next to me in the lounge room for two days. Personal space is important on trip and I tell ya its hard to get sometimes.
See that wall? See that skid? Wait till you see the fucking clip
Some reasons why Cody Pollard is one of my favourite people on the face of the earth: Super humble, relaxed, rides ANY park and makes it look good, listens to metal and drives a fucking Aussie V8. You read that right? not 4 cylinders but 8. Double trouble. Props to me on the well timed photo too.
Tenna has the greatest crashes – it shows; he has had broken so many bones I can’t recall them all and has had the gnarliest head injury. Seriously you groms have no idea about hard work on a flat ledge. Props to Tenna for getting a serious hammer on this weird set up too. And solid logo placement too!
And it wouldn’t be a piss take without uploading a glorious image of Aus BMX poster boy Mr Michael Vockenson.
He is broken off pretty bad at the moment and he is a little bummed.
Speaking of bummed the NORA cup can go and get fucked. Go and shove your recognition of hard work and nominate another cookie cutter tall tee swag fag for section of the year. Not our little Vocko. For fuck sake when are we going to pull our shit together and get off the American industries dick? Our riders are world class in all aspects – Chris Harti, Logan Martin, Vocko, Brock Olive ect… why do we all feel the need to make pilgrimage to L.A and make it? Oh wait not me – I never got close to making it…
I will post more photos later on – lots of exciting photos to come.
Thanks for reading my tripe and hopefully I don’t upset too many people. Actually I don’t care.
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